Keep calm.
turnipfritters: “ s1uts: “ rorycassie: “ Why this bitch so petty tho???? ” this is the drama I live for ” ”
ruinedchildhood: “ HERE’S MR.KRABS IN THE MIDDLE OF MORPHING INTO A KRABBY PATTY ”
thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn: “ sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night thinking about this photo ”

itsbetterthananal:

i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though

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basketballhoopshowerhead:

now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start just rubbing fistfulls on my face. by the end of it im just fucking the bag

cashmerethoughtsss: “ Yup ”

our education system needs to improve!
we need another standardized test and more homework!
actually, we became one of the worlds' best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests - also, we pay our teachers better than you.
same
same
better make it two more standardized tests.

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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brownskinhoe:

@god I just want clear even skin with no discolouration whatsoever and tiny ass pores